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125. A couple of rabbits were being chased by a pack of coyotes. They stopped in a haystack, and one rabbit said to the other, “We gonna make
a run for it, or stay here and outnumber them?”

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124. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
ANS: Groucho Marx. Scott H was the only winner.
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123. I've left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting.
ANS: Ronald Reagan. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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122. I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish!
ANS: Steven Wright. There were no winners.
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121. The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so!
ANS: Gore Vidal. Winners were Scott H and Nancy
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120. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
ANS: Jerry Seinfeld. Scott H was the only winner.
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119. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
ANS: Ronald Reagan. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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118. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
ANS: Mark Twain. Scott H was the only winner.
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117. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
ANS: Henry Kissinger. Scott H was the only winner.
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116. I have never worked out the moral to Humpty Dumpty. Is it, “Don’t let horses perform medical procedures?"
ANS: Ricky Gervais. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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115. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
ANS: George Carlin. Winners were Scott H, Nancy, and Scott L!
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114. If I were two-faced, do you think I'd be wearing this one?
ANS: Abraham Lincoln. There were no winners (but I love this quote)!
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113. You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker!
ANS: Zach Galifianakis. Winners were, as usual, Scott H and Nancy.
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112. What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
ANS: Jerry Seinfeld. Winners again were Scott H and Nancy!
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111. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
ANS: Al McGuire. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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110. Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels?"
ANS: Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Scott H was the only winner.
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109. I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
ANS: Robin Williams. Winners were Scott H and Nancy! Does anyone else wanna play?
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108. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
ANS: Alice Roosevelt Longworth. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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107.  Electricity is really just organized lightning.
ANS: George Carlin. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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106. When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
ANS: Henny Youngman. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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105. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
ANS: Lana Turner. Winners, of course, were Scott H and Nancy!
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104. How come you never see a headline like "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
ANS: Jay Leno. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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103. The three words every woman really longs to hear: I’ll clean up.
ANS: Molly Shannon. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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102. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
ANS: Chris Rock. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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101. The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
ANS: Thomas Edison. Winners were Scott H, Nancy, and Kindra.
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100. In honor of our 100th quote, this one is a personal one. Can you guess who said it more than once? "You only get out of life what you put
into it!"
ANS: J. 'Tuck' (DAD) Buening! Winners were Sue, Hank, Chris B, Coni, Kindra, Nancy, and Jill!
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99. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
ANS: Clint Eastwood. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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98. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
ANS: George Carlin. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!

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