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134. How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

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133. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
ANS: Oscar Levant. Winners were guess who? Scott H and Nancy!
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132. My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum…
ANS: Elaine Boosler. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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131. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
ANS: Woody Allen and Rodney Dangerfield. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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130. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
ANS: Erma Bombeck. Scott H was the only winner.
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129. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
ANS: Phyllis Diller. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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128. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
ANS: Winston Churchill. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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127. We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
ANS: Rita Rudner. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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126. Being president is like 
running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.
ANS: Bill Clinton. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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125. A couple of rabbits were being chased by a pack of coyotes. They stopped in a haystack, and one rabbit said to the other, “We gonna make
a run for it, or stay here and outnumber them?”
ANS: Red Skelton. Winners were Scott H and Nancy.
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124. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
ANS: Groucho Marx. Scott H was the only winner.
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123. I've left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting.
ANS: Ronald Reagan. Winners were Scott H and Nancy!
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122. I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish!
ANS: Steven Wright. There were no winners.
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